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Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

At a press conference today,the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.

This was submitted by shaindy from Chicago (www.theonion.com)

DHL Could Be Newest Company to End Its Sports Sponsorships

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Cheney Indicted For Private Prison Coverup

"A Texas [?!] grand jury has charged US Vice-President Dick Cheney for "organised criminal activity" related to alleged abuse of private prison inmates. The indictment says Mr Cheney -- who has invested $85m in a company that holds shares in for-profit prisons -- conspired to block an investigation... The three-page indictment also alleges that former US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales "used his position...to stop the investigations as to the wrong doings."

This was submitted by tronvega from Chicago (news.bbc.co.uk)

Cheney, Gonzales indicted in South Texas county

The indictment accuses Gonzales of using his position while in office to stop an investigation in 2006 into abuses at one of the privately-run prisons. Gonzales' attorney, George Terwilliger III, said in a written statement, "This is obviously a bogus charge on its face, as any good prosecutor can recognize." He said he hoped Texas authorities would take steps to stop "this abuse of the criminal justice system." ["Stop abusing the justice system, come over here and help me beat this detainee."]

This was submitted by tronvega from Chicago (apnews.myway.com)

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That laywer who indicted Cheney? Yea he disappeared.

Prosecutor Juan Angel Guerra stumped a presiding judge and attorneys for clients as high up as Vice President Dick Cheney when he failed to show up to court on his own grand jury’s indictments.

This was submitted by tronvega from Chicago (www.mysanantonio.com)

LIFE photo archive hosted by Google

Search millions of historic photos

Search millions of photographs from the LIFE photo archive, stretching from the 1750s to today. Most were never published and are now available for the first time through the joint work of LIFE and Google

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Police Academy : In Living Color

Video description: A lisping police chief inspires a new set of cadets. Molly Shannon makes a guest appearance.

This was submitted by phil tadros from Chicago (www.hulu.com)

Homey VS. Chuckles

Homey the Clown must play second fiddle to another clown in a circus act, but Homey don’t play that.

This was submitted by phil tadros from Chicago (www.stubot.com)

New Zealand Airline To Test Jumbo Jet Fueled By Jatropha Nuts

DAILY SHOT OF ECO FRIENDLY NEWS

This was submitted by phil tadros from Chicago (www.ecosilly.com)

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What happens to the store when Wal-Mart leaves town?

Big-box buildings are the large, free-standing, warehouselike structures that have become dominant in the American landscape, constructed by one-stop-shopping retailers, grocers, and category-killers. Hundreds of new big-box buildings are built each year—a

This was submitted by phil tadros from Chicago (www.slate.com)